by Chris | 6 Dec 2007 | No Comments
Policing male strippers:
A stripper who dressed as a policeman in his act has been cleared of possessing offensive weapons…
He was questioned and charged by police after performing at a bar in Aberdeen in March.
A charge of impersonating a police officer was dropped but he stood trial at Aberdeen sheriff court accused of possessing offensive weapons. (The Telegraph)

Absolutely ridiculous. For one thing, his uniform clearly had “Stripper” written on it rather than “Police”, so he could hardly be charged with impersonating a police officer! Don’t they have other things to do – like, you know, catching real criminals?

Yet that he was charging for possessing an offensive weapon does open this this story for plenty of “weapon”-related jokes, which I will leave for you to make for yourself…

Categories: Humour, Police

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  • Fidothedog said:

    On the bright side, look at all the free publicity that he has got thanks to the inept plod.

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