Apparently Tony Blair is giving Gordon Brown advice and has “told him how to win the next election”.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Please excuse me whilst I stop laughing… Ok. Right. I’m good now.

Just the very idea of Blair giving Brown advice – supposedly good advice – is laughable in itself, considering their history and the fact that it is Brown who forced Blair out of office in the first place!

And how, precisely, has he told Brown to win the next election? By dithering constantly, taking money from the poor, and having the personality of a rotten potato? If so, Brown’s well on track!

Considering that the latest poll has put Labour trailing by 26 points and even Crewe and Nantwich are saying that they will vote Conservative on 22nd May, it really doesn’t seem that Blair’s advice is worth much! If he’s even giving it. If Miliband or any other Blairite were leader, I would understand – but Brown?!