Yesterday, I highlighted a couple of stories from the classic “silly season” August newsdesk over on ‘Bites. Both involving nudity looking back on them now – but that wasn’t intentional.

Anyway, I thought I thought I might as well spread them about it, by posting over here instead to give you this spicy story to take away.

The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man.

The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.

Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren’t arriving fast enough. (CantonRep.com)