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MANCHESTER CONFERENCE BRIEFING//SHOW BROWNS* CLOSING SPEECH SCRIPT
SILENT CAPS FOR THE TIME BEING
FRIDAY
2400 GMT
19.09.008
Trafalgar Square PigeonPost
V IN MANCHESTER
Spy*
Found On The Real Boring Usless Gordon Browns* Writing Desk In Number 10 Clowning Street
*Smile For The High Definition DigiScreen Public House Viewers Clown
GBplcdotcomParty Conference Double Brown Victory Speech
(LOL:AC/DC)
U VU
MISTER FIXIT
AS CROMWELLS’ SUCCESSOR I AM PROUD
TO SAY,
THAT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN PARLIAMENT,
WE STILL DO THINGS
OLIVER
CROMWELLS’
WAY
‘COS POLITICS IS A DIRTY GAME,
PLAYED BY THE DIRTY,
THE PROUD,
THE STUPID,
THE IGNORANT
THE ARROGANT,
THE CORRUPT
AND
THE VAIN
EUROPES’ REGIONAL POLICY MEANS,
WE CAN APPLY TO THE COMMISSIONERS,
FOR GENEROUS EUROMONSTERSTATEBANKERS* GRANTS,
TO BUILD MORE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS SCHOOLS AND NURSING HOMES,
FOR OURSELVES,
OUR CHILDREN,
AND,
OUR AGED UNCLES AND AUNTS
‘COS THE HEALTH OF THE NATION
IS VERY BAD,
AND GETTING WORSE IN EVERY WAY EVERY DAY,
AND FINGS SEEM NOT TO GET ANY BETTER,
NO MATTER WOT WEE CLOWNS IN PARLIAMENT,
DO
OR
SAY
IT WOULD BE MAD COW
TO LEAVE EUROPE NOW,
‘COS THE TREATY OF ROME,
CONTAINS A PENALTY CLAUSE
LEAVING,
TO PUT IT BLUNTLY,
WOULD BANKRUPT THIS cOUNTRY,
AND LEAVE YOU ALL BROKE,
AND CLUTCHING AT STRAWS
THE MODERN WORLD IS FAR TOO COMPETETIVE,
FOR bROKEN bRITAIN TO GO IT ALONE,
WE SHOULD STAY IN CONSTANT TOUCH
WITH OUR EUROMONSTERSTATEMATES
ON OUR
MOBILE
JELLYPHONES
*Smile
MY VISION FOR bRITAIN
IS CRYSTAL CLEAR,
MILLIONS MORE FOREIGN CIVIL SERVANTS,
ARE COMING TO BE CIVIL OVER HERE
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY,
UNDER BROWN INSTEAD OF BLAIR,
‘COS I CAN FIX IT,
SO THAT YOU CAN GO,
AND BE CIVIL, OVER, THERE
HA HA HA,
HEE HEE HEE,
IN 2012 BlairVISION,
THE FUTURE EYE CAN SEE,
HAPPY HUMBLE EUROMONSTERSTATEbritcits,
THE Tick white british SOON WILL BE
SO VOTE FOR MORE BROWN,
NEXT TIME ROUND,
VOTE FOR DOUBLE BROWN bRITAIN,
EUROMONSTERSTEUNIONBOUND
VOTE FOR PARLIAMENT,
VOTE FOR MORE,
MORE dOUBLE bROWN bRITISH bRAND
dEMOCRACY,
YOU KNOW THE SCORE
HAVE YOUR EUROMONSTERSTATECONSTITUTION REFERENDUM SAY
ON GENERAL ELECTION DAY
Apathy Is The Enemy of Democracy
Apathy Is
The Hard Party Way
*Och Aye
MORE
MORE
MORE
*Smile
DANGEROUSLY HIGH LEVELS OF SALMONELLA,
CAN BE FOUND IN EGGS, CHICKEN LEGS AND CHICKEN WINGS,
I PAY FORTUNES TO EXPERT ANIMAL WELFARE CONSULTANTS,
WHO KNOW ALL ABOUT SUCH MYSTERIOUS THINGS
SO WHEN IT COMES TO BREAKFAST LUNCH OR DINNER,
TO THE BEST OF PARLIAMENTS’ KNOWLEDGE,
THE FAT OUGHT TO EAT LESS AND GET THINNER,
AND THE THIN OUGHT TO EAT MORE PORAGE
BY EATING PORAGE YOU GET YOUR OATS,
AS EVERY FARMER KNOWS,
AND AFTER A BOWLFUL OF PORADGE
YOUR FACE LIGHTS UP,
AND YOU TWINKLE FROM HEAD TO TOE
UP,
IN BONNY SCOTLAND,
THEY EAT PORIDGE ALL THE TIME,
THAT’S WHY THEY WALK ABOUT IN SKIRTS IN THE COLD,
LOOKING SO SUBLIME
SO FROM NOW ON IT’S PORRIDGE EVERY DAY,
MORE PORRIDGE FOR PARLIAMENT
AS THE BEADLE WOULD SAY,
SO PICK UP YOUR BOWLS
AND WOODEN SPOONS,
AND DO YOUR PORRIDGE WITH ATTITUDE,
THE DOUBLE BROWN BRAND
NEWLABOURVISION
WAY
Och Aye
PartyPooperM8*
# 20 September 2008 at 3:30 pm

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