His double-barrelled lordship Baron Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham has been disowned.

The people of Foy don’t like him and don’t know why he has chosen to name himself after their village, since “he doesn’t have anything to do with the place and hasn’t done since he left.”

Peter Mandelson has been rather presumptuous to select Foy and Hartlepool as part of his title, especially if he has no real connection to the place. And, like in in the rest of the country, “he is not particularly well thought of”.