This year’s graduates (and next year’s too) are screwed. They’re chances of getting a job are smaller than ever before – and they’ll emerge from univeristy with a bigger debt than any other year of British graduates, all thanks to this Labour government.

I’ve just started paying back from Student Loan, and it will take me years to pay it off. And mine is probably not much more than half what these graduates will owe.

I feel sorry for them. So here’s a little song for gradutes of 2009 and 2010: