Mr Jacqui Smith’s Porn

by Chris | 29 Mar 2009 | No Comments

jacqui-smith-headcasesThere’s abuse of MPs expenses and then there’s abuse of MPs expenses. Jacqui Smith seems to take it to an excessive level, not only does she cheat the second homes expenses but her husband charges porn to the taxpayer.

This expense bill was submitted last June – so why was it not noticed at the time that she had claimed for a TV package alongside her internet connection? The Commons authorities who are supposed to police MPs expenses truly are abysmal at their job.

Apparently, the Home Secretary was not been home at the time the porn was viewed and had given her husband who is also her parliamentary assistant a “real ear-bashing”. Maybe it was at a time of low terror risk and her cleavage had deflated, or the one person who should be obsessed with Jacqui’s tits simply isn’t.

Since Jacqui Smith has been Home Secretary, she has performed so badly both on a personal and professional basis. Why does she still have a job?! If she had any morals, she would have resigned by now.

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  • Track-A-'Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency said:

    Moral Hazard…

    Jacqui Smith, the UK’s Home Secretary and whose primary qualification for government (alongside keeping the twins in plain sight in the Mother of Parliaments) is that she has said “yes” to every socialist initiative ever proposed, ha…

    # 29 March 2009 at 4:57 pm
  • Adrian Wailer said:

    Carry On Up Your Jacqsee (Tune Jonny I Hardly Knew Ya)

    Chorus
    Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo
    Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo
    Fiddles and films from boys in blue
    Porno paid for by me and you
    If Jacky would see more of her Dick-hee
    Maybe Dick-hee he’d not be so lonely

    Home Secretary’s Grace and Favour free home is in posh Belgravia
    But she claims a bedsit at her sister’s home trousering more gravy-a
    Pays her husband forty kay says the press
    But for how much longer ‘tis anyone’s guess
    I do believe the Home Secretary’s
    Expenses are more than largesse

    Chorus

    They’ve got so many homes you see, poor Dicky Tim-a-ney
    Doesn’t know from one day to the other, where his Jacqui will be
    He settles down with our cable TV
    Knowing that there’s two chances in three
    That instead of sharing a bed with Jacqui
    He’ll be watching porn on his Jacksy

    Chorus

    Home Secretaries are never more pleased when banning a bit of fun
    Jacqui wants to outlaw pole dancing
    Her Dick favours tits and some bum
    When over her muesli Jacqui took in the news
    The air was as blue as the films he had viewed
    She stood there aghast, gave him such a tongue lash
    His Sunday shags are a thing of the past

    Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo
    Fiddles and films from boys in blue harroo haroo
    Fiddles and films from boys in blue
    Porno paid for by me and you
    If Jacky would see more of her Dick-hee
    Maybe Dick-hee he’d not be so lonely

    # 30 March 2009 at 11:55 pm
  • Three Homes For Cabinet Ministers | ThunderDragon Blog said:

    [...] least Jacqui Smith had enough morals to not take up a grace-and-favour government apartment at the same time as claiming the second-home [...]

    # 7 April 2009 at 9:36 am
  • The holes in Jacqui Smith’s justifications | ThunderDragon Blog said:

    [...] And her excuse for claiming £10 worth of porn? [...]

    # 8 April 2009 at 9:39 am
  • The holes in Jacqui Smith’s justifications | The Wardman Wire said:

    [...] And her excuse for claiming £10 worth of porn? [...]

    # 9 April 2009 at 5:37 am

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