Jacqui Smith has resigned as Home Secretary, after admitting that she couldn’t she “just couldn’t hack it” after being caught fiddling the Parliamentary expenses system.

She also admits that although she hadn’t been at the house when her husband had purchased the porn movies she then tried to make the taxpayers fork out for, she had been on the phone to him at the time, and fully aware of the circumstances at his end of the line.

She has also announced that she will be standing down as MP for Redditch at the next election, as she can’t cope with the shame.

More later…

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Of course she hasn’t. That would mean accepting responsibility for something, and admitting that she is a scrounging bitch.

If you believed it, you really are an APRIL FOOL.