The mere prospect of Gordon Brown remaining as Prime Minister in a hung Parliament meant that the pound collapsed.

If the mere prospect of five years more of Brown sends the markets downhill, what damage would five more years do?! As the world’s buiggest bond funs manager, Pimco, says, we need drastic action to deal with government debt. Which only the Conservatives will do.
Labourites often accuse the Conservatives of “talking down the economy/pound”. This proves that campaigning for Labour and talking up their chances are the ones talking down the economy…. …

When we finally get to vote in this year’s general election, there is one question that must be asked and answered: who do you want to be Prime Minister, David Cameron or Gordon Brown?
If you want David Cameron, vote Conservative. A vote for any other party – whether they be Labour, Liberal Democrat, Green, UKIP, or anyone else – is a vote for Gordon Brown.
Why? Because if the Conservatives do not get a majority in the House of Commons, Brown can remain as PM:

The convention is that the prime minister …

Gordon Brown is due to unveil Labour’s general election slogan over the weekend – but not their manifesto, which will be launched at a “later date”.
So Labour are going to launch their slogan but not their manifesto? Way to take politics to the lowest common denominator!
And the fact that it is being trailed so far ahead of time gives people plenty of time to create their own versions. But I can’t be bothered to do that.

Gordon Brown and David Cameron are the two people between whom the British public will choose to be Prime Minister for the next four to five years. Yet a third of students do not know who are they are.
That a number of students do not know who they are is unsurprising; that so many do not is quite shocking. Whilst students may not yet be paying much in the way of taxes and thus realise how important politics is, I would have thought that considering all the political argy-bargy over …

You really would have thought Labour would have learned from “that Cameron poster” not to make adverts that are too easy to emulate. With their latest attempt, they certainly failed. Miserably.
Here’s my version, and all the others I have found so far (let me know if you want yours added)!

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Tory Rascal

The Red Rag

Tory Totty

Steven Adams

David T Breaker

 
If you want to create one for yourself, you can download a blank version of my spoof by clicking here.

Peter Mandelson says that David Cameron is like Terry Wogan. In certain respects, he’s right. Both Terry and David are trust by and beloved of the nation, and can move from light-hearted to serious content and be seen as credible in both.
What could we compare Gordon Brown to? How about the Cheshire Cat, who shares Brown’s rictus grin and often vanishes…

… they feel the need say I will go on and on (and on):

GORDON BROWN is making secret plans to stay on as Labour leader after the general election even if his party is defeated.
The prime minister has told close colleagues that he will refuse to quit unless the Conservatives win a significant majority…
Brown has told colleagues he believes it makes little sense for the Labour party to have a change of leadership if the political landscape is so uncertain. (The Times)

Prime Ministers – or any party leaders – do …

The man who Gordon Brown forced out of Number 10 and then domestic politics altogether is now going to be invited back to play a “key role” in the general election campaign this year.
And that man is Tony Blair .
Such was the animosity between the two of them, Brown really must have realised the level of electoral peril he is in. And he must be petrified. For no other reason could he be thinkiing of bringing Blair back in.
Yes, Blair managed to win three general elections. But he was in …

As if there could possibly any more reasons to not vote Labour at this years general election, Gordon Brown has managed to add five more – five years more in fact: he has promised to serve a full term if he wins the election.
But is his promise any more likely to be kept than Tony Blair’s to serve a full third term? Not if his party has much of a say over it, if the sheer number of coups and news stories demonstrating siginificant amounts of opposition to his leadership …

Gordon Brown stole Christmas, it’s true.

Hat-tip: Iain Dale